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have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice


Give a dog a coupon, and it uses it one time. Teach a dog to cut coupons and….

ps. Meet Milly, the newest member of the wolf pack :)


turning 12 like



my stepdad told me that no boy will be attracted to me if i continue burping loudly since it’s not ladylike so i told him that i don’t give a damn if boys that think girls need to be silent dainty lil obedient flowers are attracted to me


It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It’s about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It’s about being yourself around them and they can be their self around you.


so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 


4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math


can you smell what the rock is cooking?


empandas de queso para ti y todos tus amigos jajajaja tambien hice un jugito de mango

gracias, tia roca

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